Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Air Travel FAFO chart

  1. Clapping when the plane lands → The pilot heard. The pilot judged.
  2. Reclining your seat all the way → The knees behind you are plotting
  3. Taking both armrests → The middle seat has declared war
  4. Taking your shoes off → The smell has its own boarding pass
  5. Eating a tuna sandwich in row 23 → Rows 21 to 25 filed complaints
  6. Standing up the second the plane lands → Everyone stood. Now 20 minutes of standing.
  7. Joking at airport security → Missed flight. New friend with gloves.
  8. Asking to speak to the pilot’s manager → Flight diverted
  9. Trying the emergency exit “for some air” → Duct-taped to your seat

All 50 FAFO sets