Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Music Festival FAFO chart

  1. Wearing white on a muddy weekend → No longer white
  2. Using the portable toilet on day 3 → You’ve seen things
  3. Camping next to the speakers → Your ears have retired
  4. Losing your friends at the main stage → Found them on day 4
  5. Standing on your friend’s shoulders → Your friend’s back sends regards
  6. Crowdsurfing → Dropped. Twice.
  7. Trying the mosh pit “just once” → Your shoe lives there now
  8. Charging your phone in a stranger’s tent → Your phone went home with them
  9. Sneaking backstage → Security, then the band, then more security

All 50 FAFO sets