Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Weather FAFO chart

  1. Leaving without an umbrella → Rain, 30 seconds later
  2. Washing your car → Instant rain
  3. Saying “it can’t get any hotter” → It got hotter
  4. Wearing shorts in April → Hail
  5. Mocking the weatherman → The weatherman controls the weather now
  6. Flying a kite in a thunderstorm → Electricity: discovered
  7. Standing under a tree in lightning → The tree picked you
  8. Ignoring the tornado siren → You visited Oz
  9. Chasing a tornado in a hatchback → The tornado adopted the hatchback

All 50 FAFO sets