Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Ancient Rome FAFO chart

  1. Wearing socks with sandals → The Senate is disgusted
  2. Feeding the sacred chickens stale grain → The omens are terrible
  3. Thumbs down at the Colosseum → The lion looked at you
  4. Calling Caesar short → Reassigned to Gaul
  5. Critiquing Nero’s lyre playing → Rome is on fire and it’s your fault
  6. Challenging a gladiator → The lion’s lunch
  7. Crossing the Rubicon → Civil war, oops
  8. Booking a meeting with Caesar on March 15 → Knives were involved
  9. Building your villa on Vesuvius → Preserved forever

All 50 FAFO sets