Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Pets FAFO chart

  1. Waking up the cat → Something you love is on the floor now
  2. Touching the cat’s belly → It was a trap
  3. Vacuuming near the dog → The dog thinks you are a monster
  4. Eating a sandwich in front of the dog → 45 minutes of tragic staring
  5. Saying “walk” out loud by accident → You are walking now
  6. Moving the litter box 30 cm → The cat chose violence (your shoes)
  7. Giving the cat a bath → Scars. Plural.
  8. Buying the dog a costume → The dog has filed for emancipation
  9. Getting a second cat without asking the first → The first cat is plotting

All 50 FAFO sets