Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Weddings FAFO chart

  1. Skipping the gift → Your name is on a list
  2. Wearing white to someone else’s wedding → The bride’s mother found you
  3. Winging the toast → Mentioned the ex. Twice.
  4. Hitting on the bridesmaid → She’s the groom’s sister. And a cop.
  5. Opening a bar tab “for everyone” → €4,200
  6. Catching the bouquet as a groomsman → Engagement expected by Friday
  7. Knocking over the cake → Every wedding photo is you, in cake
  8. Proposing at somebody else’s wedding → Removed by security
  9. Objecting “as a joke” → It was not taken as a joke

All 50 FAFO sets