Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Supermarket FAFO chart

  1. Taking the cart with the wobbly wheel → Wobbly for 45 minutes
  2. Shopping hungry → €180 of snacks
  3. Eating grapes before you pay → Grape court
  4. 40 items at the self-checkout → “Unexpected item in bagging area” × 40
  5. Opening the chips before paying → The security guard had one
  6. Not returning the cart → Society watched
  7. Cutting the queue with a full cart → The whole queue united
  8. Taking the last toilet roll in a pandemic → The neighbourhood knows your face
  9. Scanning steak as bananas → Security has watched you since the meat aisle

All 50 FAFO sets