Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

FAFO.EXE

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

If the problem persists, stop fucking around.

FIND_OUT caused an invalid page fault in
module FUCK_AROUND.DLL at 0028:C0011E36.
Registers:
EAX=00000FAF CS=0028 EIP=c0011e36
Bytes at CS:EIP: de ad be ef 0f a0

Amount of fucking around

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Outer Space FAFO chart

Letting snacks float free on the station → Crumbs in every vent

Telling Houston “we have a problem” as a joke → Houston doesn’t laugh anymore

Pressing the big red button → It was the big red button

Touching the black monolith → Evolution unlocked. Maybe.

Opening a window for fresh air → No. Air.

Spacewalking without a tether → See you in 30,000 years

Answering the alien signal → They’re coming. They’re upset.

Landing on the Sun “at night” → Toasted

Poking a black hole → Spaghettified

What is the FAFO graph?

Outer Space FAFO chart

All 50 FAFO sets