Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Museum FAFO chart

  1. Using flash photography → A guard with a look
  2. Touching the painting → The alarm sang
  3. Explaining the painting loudly, and wrongly → The curator corrected you. On the mic.
  4. Correcting the tour guide → The guide knew. The guide made it worse.
  5. Sitting on the bench that was art → You are the art now
  6. Leaning on the modern art pile → You swept up the modern art
  7. A selfie with the dinosaur → The tail fell off
  8. Winking at the Mona Lisa → She winked back. Security saw it.
  9. Opening the sarcophagus → A curse, with fine print

All 50 FAFO sets