Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Gym FAFO chart

  1. Skipping leg day → Chicken legs, forever
  2. Not re-racking your weights → Named in the gym’s group chat
  3. Curling in the squat rack → The regulars have noticed
  4. Grunting louder than necessary → The lunk alarm went off
  5. Mirror selfie mid-set → Filmed for a gym-fails account
  6. Telling the CrossFit guy you don’t do CrossFit → He’s still talking. It’s been 3 hours.
  7. Ego lifting 140 kg → Your physio’s kid is going to college
  8. Arm-wrestling a powerlifter → Your arm is decorative now
  9. Deadlifting with a round back → You’re 4 cm shorter

All 50 FAFO sets