Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Parenting FAFO chart

  1. Saying “because I said so” → You became your parents
  2. Counting to three → You reached three. Nothing happened. They know now.
  3. Saying “last time” at the playground → 12 more times
  4. Letting them name the pet → The dog is called Poopy Butt
  5. Eating their Halloween candy → Forensics were performed
  6. Saying the ice cream truck’s music means it’s sold out → The truth came out at the playground
  7. Stepping on a LEGO barefoot → Found out, deeply
  8. Posting their bath photos → They’ll bring it up at their wedding
  9. Saying “we’ll see” about a puppy → You have three puppies

All 50 FAFO sets