Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Flat-Pack Furniture FAFO chart

  1. Skipping the instructions → Six screws left over
  2. Taking the shortcut arrows in the store → Lost in bathrooms for 3 hours
  3. Saying you only need one thing → 7 candles, a plant and a rug
  4. Using a hammer instead of the Allen key → The cam locks have given up
  5. Building the wardrobe lying down → It doesn’t stand up. Neither do you.
  6. Assembling a bed with your partner → Couples counselling
  7. Buying the display model → It was the display model for a reason
  8. Skipping the wall anchor → The bookcase has chosen violence
  9. Staying overnight in the showroom → Security, then TikTok, then fame

All 50 FAFO sets