Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Babysitting FAFO chart

  1. Sugar for the kids at 8pm → Bedtime is a myth now
  2. “One more episode” → 14 episodes
  3. Letting them pick dinner → Ice cream with ketchup
  4. Letting them win at Uno, obviously → They know. They’ll tell.
  5. Teaching them a swear word → They said it in church
  6. Handing the toddler your phone → They ordered 40 pizzas
  7. Letting them cut your hair → You are bald-ish now
  8. Giving the kids a drum set → The parents never called again
  9. Telling them where babies come from → The parents are also asking questions now

All 50 FAFO sets