Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Golf FAFO chart

  1. Coughing during someone’s backswing → Tee time revoked
  2. Driving the cart across the green → The greenkeeper is sprinting at you
  3. Taking a mulligan on every hole → Scorecard confiscated
  4. Kicking your ball out of the rough → Caught on the clubhouse camera
  5. Throwing your club in the lake → Now wading in after it
  6. Forgetting to yell “fore” → Ambulance on the 7th
  7. Hitting a goose on the 9th → The goose has friends
  8. Beating your boss by 20 strokes → Promotion postponed indefinitely
  9. Playing on in a lightning storm → Holding a metal stick. Aloft.

All 50 FAFO sets