Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Football FAFO chart

  1. Diving in five-a-side → Everybody saw
  2. Arguing with the ref → Yellow card
  3. Celebrating before the ball goes in → It did not go in
  4. A chip-shot penalty in the final minute → The keeper just stood there
  5. Taking your shirt off to celebrate → Second yellow
  6. Taking the ball home because you lost → Nobody plays with you anymore
  7. Wearing the rival shirt in the home end → You’re in the away end now
  8. Tackling the mascot → The mascot boxes
  9. An own goal in the cup final → There is a chant about you now

All 50 FAFO sets