Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

FAFO.EXE

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

If the problem persists, stop fucking around.

FIND_OUT caused an invalid page fault in
module FUCK_AROUND.DLL at 0028:C0011E36.
Registers:
EAX=00000FAF CS=0028 EIP=c0011e36
Bytes at CS:EIP: de ad be ef 0f a0

Amount of fucking around

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Greek Gods FAFO chart

Forgetting to sacrifice a goat → Mild thunder

Eating the pomegranate seeds → Six months underground

Saying you weave better than Athena → You’re a spider now

Looking directly at Medusa → Stoned (the other kind)

Beating Apollo at music → Donkey ears

Flirting with Zeus’s date → Turned into a cow

Opening the box → Every problem, ever. You’re welcome.

Flying close to the Sun → The wax melted

Stealing fire from the gods → Your liver is on a daily subscription

What is the FAFO graph?

Greek Gods FAFO chart

All 50 FAFO sets