Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Haircuts FAFO chart

  1. “Just a little off the top” → It was not a little
  2. Cutting your own bangs → Mistakes were made
  3. Showing the barber a photo of a movie star → You got a guy named Brad. Not that one.
  4. Bleaching at home → Your hair is orange-ish
  5. Letting a friend practise on you → Beanie season, year-round
  6. Falling asleep in the chair → Woke up with a mullet
  7. Saying “surprise me” → Surprised
  8. Dyeing your hair green on picture day → The yearbook is forever
  9. Shaving your eyebrows to “reset them” → They did not reset

All 50 FAFO sets