Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

DIY & Garden FAFO chart

  1. Planting mint in the ground → The garden is mint now
  2. Watering the cactus every day → The cactus has drowned
  3. “Just trimming” the hedge → The hedge is a stump
  4. Skipping the stud finder → The TV is on the floor
  5. Planting bamboo → The bamboo owns the street
  6. Rewiring the light yourself → Your hair is standing up
  7. Borrowing the neighbour’s chainsaw → Their tree is in their roof
  8. Removing a “non-load-bearing” wall → It was load-bearing
  9. Digging a pool yourself → Found the gas line

All 50 FAFO sets