Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Kitchen Science FAFO chart

  1. Using a metal spoon on a nonstick pan → The pan remembers
  2. Licking a battery to check it → It was a 9-volt
  3. Microwaving an egg in its shell → Egg on the ceiling. Also you.
  4. Opening the mystery tupperware from 2019 → It opened you back
  5. Eating a Carolina Reaper on a dare → You saw the other side
  6. Pouring water on a grease fire → Eyebrows: gone
  7. Blending hot soup with the lid on → The kitchen is soup now
  8. Deep-frying a frozen turkey → The fire department knows you by name
  9. “Improving” Grandma’s recipe → Grandma rose from the grave

All 50 FAFO sets