Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Christmas FAFO chart

  1. Opening a present early → Wrapped it back up badly
  2. Eating Santa’s cookies → The kids have questions
  3. Hanging the lights without testing them → One dead bulb, 400 suspects
  4. Regifting to the person who gave it to you → They recognised the card
  5. Saying you don’t like Christmas songs → The same song on repeat, 24/7
  6. A gag gift at Secret Santa → Your Secret Santa was the CEO
  7. Knocking over the tree → You blamed the cat. The cat won’t confess.
  8. Telling a kid Santa isn’t real → The parents, the kid and Santa all hate you
  9. Winning Monopoly on Christmas Day → The family has been split since 2015

All 50 FAFO sets