Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Family Dinner FAFO chart

  1. Showing up without bringing anything → Dish duty until Christmas
  2. Correcting Dad’s grammar → He’s rewriting the will
  3. Taking the last dumpling → Your cousin still brings it up, 11 years later
  4. Bringing up politics before dessert → Grandpa has entered the chat
  5. Asking your aunt about her divorce → Moved to the kids’ table
  6. Announcing you quit your job for crypto → Mom is “just worried”
  7. Saying you prefer your in-laws’ cooking → Mom has left the table
  8. Revealing who really broke the vase in 2004 → Your sibling is the favourite now
  9. Bringing your new partner, who is your cousin’s ex → Christmas is cancelled

All 50 FAFO sets