Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Job Interviews FAFO chart

  1. Arriving one minute late → “So you’re the late one”
  2. Saying your weakness is “caring too much” → Eye roll detected
  3. Getting the interviewer’s name wrong → It was on their badge. Right there.
  4. Asking about vacation days first → Noted. Underlined.
  5. Badmouthing your last boss → Your last boss is their spouse
  6. Claiming you speak French → The interview continued in French
  7. Putting “Excel expert” on your CV → Live Excel test
  8. Asking for the CEO’s job → The CEO was in the room
  9. Accepting a video call from the toilet → Camera on. Hired as a warning to others.

All 50 FAFO sets