Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Halloween FAFO chart

  1. Taking two when the sign says one → The doorbell cam saw you
  2. Handing out raisins → House egged
  3. No costume at a costume party → Everyone asked what you are
  4. Handing out toothbrushes → Toilet paper in every tree
  5. Scaring the neighbour’s kid → The kid scared you back
  6. Dressing up as your boss → Your boss came as you
  7. Eating the kids’ candy → Kids can count
  8. Carving the pumpkin with a chainsaw → Pumpkin everywhere, including you
  9. The haunted corn maze at midnight → Still in the maze

All 50 FAFO sets