Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Roommates FAFO chart

  1. Leaving one dish in the sink → Passive-aggressive sticky note
  2. Eating their labeled leftovers → The leftovers now come with warnings
  3. Using their shampoo → They swapped it for hair removal cream
  4. Setting the thermostat to 19 → A cold war, literally
  5. Skipping the Wi-Fi payment → The password is now “PayUpDave”
  6. Your partner “basically” moving in → The rent was recalculated
  7. Playing drums at 2am → The neighbours have unionised
  8. Throwing a party while they’re away → Their deposit, your problem
  9. Getting a goat without asking → The goat has the master bedroom

All 50 FAFO sets