Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Restaurants FAFO chart

  1. Asking for the Wi-Fi password first → The waiter’s opinion of you: set
  2. Snapping your fingers at the waiter → Your food will arrive. Eventually.
  3. Ordering “Thai spicy” to look cool → You had Thai spicy
  4. Sending the steak back as “too rare” → The chef took it personally
  5. Splitting the bill 11 ways, by item → The waiter aged 10 years
  6. Tipping 5% → You can never go back
  7. Asking to speak to the manager → The manager is the chef’s mom
  8. A 1-star review over parsley → The owner replied. With your photo.
  9. Proposing mid-dinner in front of everyone → “No.” Forty diners clapped anyway.

All 50 FAFO sets