Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

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What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Wild West FAFO chart

  1. Ordering milk at the saloon → Laughed out of town
  2. Walking into the saloon backwards → The piano stopped
  3. Calling the sheriff “partner” → He is not your partner
  4. Cheating at poker → Five aces is too many aces
  5. Stealing a horse → The horse brought you back
  6. Digging on someone else’s gold claim → Everybody showed up with shovels
  7. Robbing a train → It was the sheriff’s train
  8. A duel at high noon with a faster gunslinger → Your hat has a hole in it now
  9. Reading the wanted poster out loud → It was you

All 50 FAFO sets