Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Driving FAFO chart

  1. Not using your turn signal → The car behind you screams
  2. Merging at the very last second → Enemies made: 14
  3. Honking at a grandma → She’s following you home
  4. Parallel parking with an audience → The applause was sarcastic
  5. Hogging the fast lane at 80 → A trucker has told the whole CB radio
  6. Running a yellow that was red → The photo was mailed to your mom
  7. Taking a “shortcut” through a field → Tractor tow: $400
  8. Cutting off a biker gang → They’re very polite. That’s the scary part.
  9. Following the GPS into a lake → Your car is a submarine now

All 50 FAFO sets