Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Moving House FAFO chart

  1. Labelling every box “STUFF” → Forks found in December
  2. Asking friends to help “for pizza” → Friendship ended over a sofa
  3. Not measuring the doorway → The sofa lives outside now
  4. Not saying “pivot” → The couch is part of the stairwell now
  5. Carrying the fridge yourself → You are shorter
  6. Renting a truck you can’t drive → The mailbox is gone
  7. Leaving without cleaning → Deposit? What deposit?
  8. Hiring the cheapest movers online → They moved everything. Somewhere.
  9. Forgetting the cat at the old place → The new tenants have a cat now

All 50 FAFO sets