Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Haunted House FAFO chart

  1. Saying “ghosts aren’t real” out loud → The lights flickered
  2. Laughing at the Ouija board → It spelled your address
  3. Staying one more night → The chair moved
  4. Asking the ghost to show itself → It did
  5. Unplugging the haunted doll → It plugged itself back in
  6. Saying her name three times in the mirror → She came. She’s disappointed in you.
  7. Reading the Latin from the old book → That’s your basement now
  8. Buying the house on the burial ground → HOA fees and curses
  9. Going into the attic alone at 3am → Welcome to the attic

All 50 FAFO sets