Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Pirates FAFO chart

  1. Wearing your parrot on the wrong shoulder → The parrot quit
  2. Burying treasure without a map → It’s still there
  3. Drinking the captain’s rum → Walked the plank
  4. Swimming out to a mermaid → It was a manatee
  5. A mutiny with two people → Plank for two
  6. Stealing a cursed coin → A skeleton by moonlight
  7. Firing the cannon indoors → The ship is a raft now
  8. Mocking the Kraken → The Kraken does not forget
  9. Selling the treasure map to the navy → The navy, the pirates and a sea monster all want you

All 50 FAFO sets