Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Wildlife FAFO chart

  1. Making eye contact with a pigeon → It follows you to work
  2. Feeding a seagull one fry → 200 seagulls know your address
  3. Stealing a goose’s bread → The goose has hired a lawyer
  4. Petting a swan → Swans can break arms. Now you know.
  5. Taking a selfie with a moose → The moose did not consent
  6. Poking a hornets’ nest → The hornets have poked back
  7. Hugging a wild raccoon → Rabies shots, all 4 of them
  8. Wearing a salmon costume in Alaska → You are on the menu
  9. Waking a hibernating bear → Spring came early. For the bear.

All 50 FAFO sets