Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Neighbours FAFO chart

  1. Mowing the lawn at 7am on a Sunday → Neighbourhood app post about you
  2. Not picking up after your dog → The doorbell cam footage went viral
  3. Parking in front of their house → A laminated note on your windshield
  4. Christmas lights up in October → Emergency HOA meeting
  5. Borrowing their ladder in 2019 → They have never forgotten
  6. Letting your tree hang over the fence → They pruned it. All of it.
  7. Karaoke party on a Tuesday → The police came and requested a song
  8. Building your fence 30 cm onto their land → A surveyor, a lawyer and a cousin with a truck
  9. Starting a leaf-blower war → The HOA president declared martial law

All 50 FAFO sets