Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

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What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Medieval Times FAFO chart

  1. Forgetting to bow to the king → An afternoon in the stocks
  2. Laughing at the jester’s joke too late → The jester mocks you now
  3. Calling the duke’s horse ugly → Duel at dawn
  4. Refusing to pay the tithe → Excommunicated (lite)
  5. Wooing the princess → Her father has a moat
  6. Robbing the rich to feed the poor → Wanted posters. Also, fans.
  7. Pulling the sword from the stone → It was holding up the castle
  8. Saying the Earth goes round the Sun → The Inquisition has questions
  9. Poking the dragon → Crispy

All 50 FAFO sets