Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

Zombie Apocalypse FAFO chart

  1. Yelling “Hello? Anyone there?” → Everyone was there
  2. Checking the dark basement alone → The basement had residents
  3. Knocking over a shelf in the supermarket → Aisle 4 has 30 visitors
  4. Splitting up to cover more ground → You were the ground
  5. Petting the stray dog → It was a zombie dog
  6. Wasting the last bullet on a mannequin → The mannequin is fine
  7. Tripping while running → Classic
  8. Saying “it’s just a bite” → It was not just a bite
  9. Opening the gate for “just one guy” → 400 guys

All 50 FAFO sets