Fuck Around & Find Out

Grab the blue arrow and stretch the Fuck Around axis. See what happens.NEW!

*** WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE!!! *** You are now entering the FUCK AROUND ZONE *** Please sign my guestbook *** Found out? Tell a friend! ***

What is the FAFO graph?

FAFO stands for “fuck around and find out”. The FAFO chart is the meme version of that warning: Fuck Around on the x-axis, Find Out on the y-axis, and a curve that stays flat for a while, then goes straight up. Fool around a little and nothing happens. Keep going and the consequences grow exponentially.

This is the interactive version. Drag the blue arrow to stretch the Fuck Around axis and watch Find Out climb from a raised eyebrow to the evening news. Every 10 minutes the graph switches to one of 50 themed sets, from the office to the zombie apocalypse. Or pick one yourself below.

The Beach FAFO chart

  1. Forgetting sunscreen → Lobster mode
  2. Burying your friend in sand → Sand everywhere. For years.
  3. Feeding the seagulls → Seagulls hold grudges
  4. Taunting a crab → The crab has your toe
  5. Poking a jellyfish → Your friend offered to help. Please, no.
  6. Ignoring the red flag → The lifeguard’s day is ruined
  7. Bodysurfing a wave 3 times your size → You swallowed half the ocean
  8. Napping on an inflatable → Woke up in international waters
  9. Sunbathing on a sandbank at low tide → The tide came back

All 50 FAFO sets